10 things Italy does better than anywhere else
We know Italy does some things incomparably well.
But travelers to the elegant boot don't just want to eat spaghetti, deal with opera and gawk at old ruins.
Beyond the clichés, you'll find 10 other surprising ways in which Italy shines.
1. Flattery
Depending on whether or
not you think the occasional catcall or butt grab is flattering, you'll
find Italians are aggressively complimentary of friends and beautiful
strangers alike.
A historical tool for both disarming and defusing, flattery is the fulcrum on which Italian society teeters.
As Luigi Barzini writes
in "The Italians," "The people have always employed such arts
offensively, to gain advantages, destroy rivals and conquer power and
wealth; and defensively, as the squid uses ink, to blind and confound
powerful men, dictators and tyrants."
But you'll likely only notice the butt grabs.
2. Hot baths
If flattery doesn't get you out of your clothes, the peninsula's 380 spa sites offering healing mud and bubbles will.
Boiling as much beneath
the surface as its people, Italy pioneered the world's first large-scale
spas, exporting them as they colonized Europe.
Watery therapies include
island baths (such as those on volcanic Ischia), Tuscan hot springs,
mountain baths in the town of Bormio and the thermal park of Lake Garda.
Just drinking the mineral-rich water in some places is reputed to be healthy.
So convinced is the
Italian government of the healing power of hot springs and geothermal
mud packs that it covers the cost of some therapies for its citizens.
Free hot springs in Tuscany: www.turismo.intoscana.it
3. Cursing
Best thing about an Italian curse -- it looks as good as it sounds.
Be it in Italian or any other language, the accent of native Italy turns any expletive into a blunt force instrument.
Rhythmic, staccato and
with an almost operatic legato that fuses syllables together like a
hammer-on guitar note, swearing here is a performance art.
Inspired mostly by pigs,
anatomical exit points and promiscuous women, Italian profanities --
which vary by region -- sound equal parts dramatic, angry and comical.
Powered by the passion
characteristic of the Italian people, the results stun, intimidate and
even charm their recipients, sometimes all at once.
4. Beach bumming
With 7,400 kilometers (4,600 miles) of coastline, Italy boasts the most beaches in Europe, as well as 27 marine parks.
Summer temperatures peak in many places at just below 30 C (86 F), compared with the mid 20s (70s F) in France and Portugal.
It's like swimming in tropical waters, minus the sharks and trinket hawkers.
When it comes to
beaches, it's a tough choice between blinding-white dunes, pebble and
even turf shores, but 248 Italian beaches have been awarded Blue Flag
status for clear waters and unspoiled sands.
5. Pop-up governments
Italians tear through regimes like their sports cars do dinosaur juice.
Since the end of World
War II, Italy has established 62 governments under 38 prime ministers
(40 if you count Silvio Berlusconi's three total terms), and only one
has lasted a full five years.
Fearing the rise of
another Mussolini, Italy's constitutional system years ago provided for a
weak executive branch that requires majorities in both legislative
houses just to get anything done.
That, combined with an
already fractured political landscape of small, warring parties, puts
Italy's average MPG (months per government) barely over 12.
6. Volcanoes
Mt Etna - the world's second most active volcano - is in Italy.
Ten active volcanoes allow Italy's geology to vent the way voting gives release to its citizens.
The country's (and
Europe's) largest volcano is Mt. Etna in Sicily, the world's second most
active volcano after Hawaii's Mauna Loa.
Etna's spectacular eruptions, soot-blackened scenery, lava flows and extensive caves draw more than a million tourists a year.
It leads TripAdvisor's top-10 must-see volcanoes list, along with four other Italian spouters, including Mt. Vesuvius.
In June, Etna became a
UNESCO World Heritage Site, joining three other Italian volcanoes,
including the Aeolian islands of Vulcano (no translation prizes there),
Lipari and Stromboli, known as the Mediterranean's Lighthouse for its
breathtaking eruptions.
Mt. Etna tours and excursion: www.sicilytravel.net
7. Dessert
Apple pie is good and
all, and it's never a bad time for a sticky slice of baklava, but for
sheer volume and variety of treats, nothing beats Italian sweets.
Much is made of the peninsula's food, the usual suspects being pizza, pasta and antipasti.
But the real stars of
Italian cuisine are gelato, tiramisu, cannoli, Neapolitan, biscotti
spumoni, tartufo, zeppole -- hell, Italy has nearly as many signature
desserts as it's had governments.
Italian confectioners
work in all media, too, combining cakes, cookies and creams both iced
and otherwise to create the world's vastest, tastiest arsenal of
desserts.
Ironically, Italians don't even really eat this stuff, most often preferring a piece of fruit or chocolate after a meal instead.
8. Caving
Rich in crumbly,
sieve-like karstic landscapes, Italy is one of the most cave-pocked
countries on the planet, with more than 35,000 cavities above ground and
thousands more underwater.
Grotta Gigante holds the
Guinness World Record for largest accessible cave on Earth at a yawning
850 meters (2,788 feet) wide, with 500 steps that descend 100 meters
(328 feet) into the earth.
Other notable caves
include the Blue Grotto on Capri, where Emperor Tiberius loved to swim.
Inside the Grotta del Vento, winds whip through its tortuous trails at
40 kilometers an hour.
More info: Rock climbing and caving in Italy
9. Sports cars
Ferrari Dino - four wheels or "phwoar!" wheels?
Eliciting more turns per
head than even its fashion models do, Italy's catalog of exotic land
jets is what Porsche drivers dream about.
What began as a racecar
manufacturer in the 1930s has become the standard bearer for
aspirational autos -- in 2012, Ferrari sold just 7,000 cars, but booked
$3 billion in revenues.
Meanwhile, Lamborghini may be owned by German Audi now, but the hips are still all Italiano.
Pagani, Alfa Romeo, Maserati -- these names are sex on wheels.
Italy doesn't even crack
the top 20 in global auto production, but for out-of-your-league
supercars that cover more adolescent male bedroom walls than Kate Upton,
no other country can outrace Italy.
10. River cruises
Unlikely to be among the
top two or three or hundred things that spring to mind when you think
of Italy, river cruising on the peninsula is actually a vibrant
business, and new routes keep opening up.
Italian rivers aren't as
long or easily navigated as those in the rest of Europe, but visitors
can float from one beautiful UNESCO World Heritage Site to another.
Po River Travel,
UniWorld and European Waterways offer week-long cruises that take in
areas like the Venice Lagoon, Manuta, Padu, the Po Valley and Verona,
the city of Romeo and Juliet.
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